- Person: I hate musicals
- Person: They're so gay
- Cop: Can you tell me what happened?
- Me: He ran into my knife.
- Me: He ran into my knife ten times.
- Ensemble out of nowhere: HE HAD IT COMIN'
"dude just wait until the banjo drops"
Tips for being an adult:
- there are none
- don’t become an adult
- stay a child forever
- Peter Pan was right
u ever have that friend where ur like. yes lets get an apartment together. lets adopt 200 cats. lets DO IT